I love movies. I really love movies. My husband thinks I’m weird because I can’t just stop by a Wal-mart $5 movie vat for a few minutes. I dig and dig. I can’t help the man never watched Star Wars and the only two movies seen as a child was Old Yeller and The Sound of Music. W-H-A-T. Had I known this in the courtship… Let’s just say sometimes the man of your dreams may have a tiny little hiccup.
I look for that long lost favorite movie that either brings back some childhood solace from tough times lived (and maybe not gotten over) to just movie greats like Animal House, Airplane, Fletch and Caddyshack. Ok, these are not Gone with the Wind or Metropolis but, hey – life is short. I use movies like soundtracks. I know them line by line and can do other projects around the house while they are playing on the DVD. When I’m noodling out a problem I pop in something I’ve seen a million times and sit through it. I’m not consciously watching the movie I’m using it as a distraction like someone would go out and shoot a few hoops to “relax” the brain cells into a solution.
As much as I love movies I really hate going to the local movie theater! There should be two types of movie theaters – one for serious movie watchers and one for everyone else. I don’t want to hear or see cell phones at all. I don’t want talking. We all have that friend that is always looking at you as if to say “did you see that?!?!” Why, yes, I did – I’m sitting right next to you! Or the talker who can’t follow the story and keeps asking the question “why did that happen?” You want to answer “I don’t know. I’m not the bloody screenwriter on this project!” UGH! I want to sit center row unobstructed and untouched by seat tappers, bathroom goers or any other type of movement period.
Sometimes a big splashy action movie that is so great it gets everyone’s attention and there is no worry that you think you will end up in jail for disorderly conduct because someone has no movie etiquette. Obviously, their momma didn’t raise them right!!
But, a movie collection is another thing. You watch in the privacy of your own home, not bound by a channel dictating when you can/cannot watch. Have as many adult cocktails you want and pause for your own bathroom breaks. Heaven.
So, the next time you find yourself on Amazon.com looking for a long lost great movie or passing by the movie vat know there’s kindred spirit out there who understands.